Description

Funny cross stitch pdf pattern for instant download “Maybe swearing can help”.  This is a beginner to intermediate cross stitch pattern. See more floral, funny and subversive cross stitch patterns, go to the Home page. We also offer Introvert humour cross stitch patterns, Rude cross stitch charts, Subversive cross stitch KITS and feminist quotes. Visit weekly for more Modern cross stitch Kits and patterns with a humorous twist.  Perfect for a Funny home decor or a Funny wall hanging. This Snarky cross stitch pattern makes a perfect gift for you, your Bff, or for you archenemy. Any way it is a recommended hobby for your mental health.

 SIZE
14 counts AIDA= 8.3 x 9.3 inches = 116 x 130 Stitches fits a 12″ hoop
16 counts AIDA = 7.3 x 8.1 inches = 116 x 130 Stitches fits a 10″ hoop

THIS IS A DIGITAL PATTERN for INSTANT DOWNLOAD.

You get

– 1 page PDF chart for easy tablet use
– 1 symbols PDF chart
– 1 colours and symbols PDF chart, both with with floss legend for DMC and ANCHOR thread
– 2 extra jpeg images with the design to guide you

The pdf files on one page are best viewed on  laptop/tablet/phone with a pdf reader like ADOBE or even through Google. The pdf pages on multiple pages are for printing. When printing, make sure the pages align, if they don’t, there is an issue with the printers settings. The grey line is to help you align the design, the two grey rows on page 2 and 4 have to be overlapped by two rows on the page nr 1 usually, and 3, cut the white strip or fold it in the back. Same for they greyed columns.

The jpegs are optional, as an extra guide

There are no stitching instructions (yet) on the patterns.

What fabric do I recommend?

For beginners:
14 or 16 counts AIDA

What thread?

Embroidery thread (floss)
any brand that suits you, 2 strands for better coverage – (DMC, ANCHOR, etc)

Smilexstitch cross stitch KITS contain:
– cross stitch needle,
– good quality AIDA fabric,
– DMC thread / floss
– UK made quality hoop
– the printed pattern with basic instructions

Please allow some extra days for the kits since I am moving as fast as my suppliers do. Thank you.

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