Description
Sarcastic cross stitch pattern “Sarcasm, I sprinkle that shit on everything”. This is a beginner to intermediate cross stitch pattern downloadable the moment payment goes through. To see more floral, funny, rude or subversive cross stitch patterns, go to the Home page. We also offer Introvert humour cross stitch patterns, Rude cross stitch charts, Subversive cross stitch KITS and feminist quotes. Visit weekly for more Modern cross stitch Kits and patterns with a humorous twist. Perfect as a sassy home decor or as a funny gift. This sarcastic cross stitch pattern is the a perfect addition to your office or home, to show off your true colours. It is also recommended for your mental health and your best friend will want one too.
SIZE
✿Size for 14ct AIDA : 7,14″ x 6,79″ = 18.13 cm x 17.24 cm = (100 x 95 stitches)
THIS IS A DIGITAL PATTERN for INSTANT DOWNLOAD.
You get
– 1 page PDF chart for easy tablet use
– 1 symbols PDF chart
– 1 colours and symbols PDF chart, both with with floss legend for DMC and ANCHOR thread
The pdf files on one page are best viewed on laptop/tablet/phone with a pdf reader like ADOBE or even through Google. The pdf pages on multiple pages are for printing. When printing, make sure the pages align, if they don’t, there is an issue with the printers settings. The grey line is to help you align the design, the two grey rows on page 2 and 4 have to be overlapped by two rows on the page nr 1 usually, and 3, cut the white strip or fold it in the back. Same for they greyed columns.
There are no stitching instructions (yet) on the patterns.
What fabric do I recommend?
For beginners:
14 or 16 counts AIDA
What thread?
Embroidery thread (floss)
any brand that suits you, 2 strands for better coverage – (DMC, ANCHOR, etc)
Smilexstitch cross stitch KITS contain:
– cross stitch needle,
– good quality AIDA fabric,
– DMC thread / floss
– UK made quality hoop
– the printed pattern with basic instructions
Please allow some extra days for the kits since I am moving as fast as my suppliers do. Thank you.
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